Subtitles by DramaFever
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- Bonjour. - Bonjour.
- Bonjour, are you well? (In French)
Very well.
"Bonjour." It tickles my throat as it spreads through my nose.
Bonjour, madame.
I didn't know such a beautiful greeting existed.
I didn't know such a beautiful time existed.
How pretty.
I didn't think it would end.
Love, romance, excitement.
They were nothing to me, but everything to me at the same time.
Bonjour.
No one taught me how to part with someone.
The warmth of another person left my life.
The cold wave of Europe came over me.
And everything froze over, except for my tears.
[I never should have left.]
Let me escort you! Please gather over here!
Please gather this way!
We have to go over there.
What are we having for dinner?
- Please come over here! - Hey, what the heck?
Please hurry over!
Please listen very carefully.
I will only give you your plane tickets.
When you arrive in Paris, a guide will be waiting for you.
And, did everyone receive the itinerary?
- Yes! - Yes.
It's for 8 nights and 10 days, and for emergencies--
- There she is! - Hurry up!
Hey, hurry up!
Your guide's contact is right here, in case of emergencies.
Regarding your tickets
I will take care of it for you, so please give me your passports.
Hey, I heard your husband gave you spending money.
- You must be happy! - You're so lucky!
You hit the jackpot with your husband!
It's not like he feeds me.
Attention! Attention!
- That punk. - Wait.
You have to give me your passports!
- They're so noisy and annoying. - Hey.
What? They're so uneducated.
You're even more annoying.
Ladies! Ladies!
Ladies, please give me your passports.
- Gosh, we will! - Give them to him!
Let's take a picture.
Ladies! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Excuse me, young man! Lend me your selfie stick.
- Your selfie stick. - Give it to us.
- Geez. - Hey, move out of the way!
I'll take it now. One, two, three.
Hold on.
I just bought this hat.
I wanted my face too look small too, which is why I bought it.
One, two, three!
Eiffel Tower.
Evian, close the door! (In French)
Aren't you being too noisy in the morning?
It's just for two days. I wouldn't be here if they fixed my pipes.
There are a total of 20 travelers in this group.
I'm not curious about who's coming.
All Koreans are the same. I have no anticipation of interest.
Yes, Boss. I'm waiting at the airport.
I don't think there will be any delays with the landing.
I noticed my bonus didn't come in. When will you deposit it?
So So, let me talk.
If you're going to give it to me, you might as well do it now.
You know I'm in a tight spot.
Hey, can't you see that your boss wants to talk?
Then talk. What's happened?
Didn't the Korean guide contact you?
About what?
Apparently, there is a group of 12 middle-aged women in today's group.
I know that. I treat them unbelievably well.
Oh, please.
There's a group of 12 middle-aged women
and they can't control them.
That's right. The team is a bit much this time.
- What do you mean? - Click! That's good!
Thank you.
It turned out well. Gosh, my face looks too big. I should have stepped back.
- Wait. - Ma'am.
Yes, what is it?
Ma'am, if we don't get the tickets now, we can't give you your seats.
- You'll have to get on another flight. - I know that.
We can't go separately. That'd be no fun. Don't worry.
- Where are the passports? - Where are they?
- Where was it? - Where are they?
Wait, where did they go? My passport. Wait.
Where did they go?
Move out of the way.
It better be in there!
She packed 12 face masks instead of their passports.
So they didn't leave yet?
Of course not. You can't stamp entry and departure stamps on face masks.
Then you should have told me earlier!
What about the restaurant and the cruise we booked?
What will we do about the reservations? Is that my responsibility.
Listen, So So. I didn't ask you to take all the responsibility.
You should learn to coexist with them with reconciliation and cooperation.
You always talk about coexistence when it's in your favor.
Then, will you deposit my bonus?
Boss?
Boss, hello?
Hey, did you hang up?
- I didn't hang up. - I'm sorry, Boss.
And by the way, there's a traveler named Obi or Obe?
Yeah, isn't there a traveler like that on the list?
Hold on.
- Yeah, she's here. - That traveler
hasn't departed yet either.
I'm going crazy.
Is he asking me to resolve the problems that happened in Korea?
I'm so angry.
This is pissing me off.
Are you our guide?
Yes, hello.
You must be tired. If you wait over there
we will depart as soon as everyone arrives.
There? Isn't there anywhere more comfortable?
- Let's go. - Wait, isn't there a waiting room
for premium travelers?
- That's enough. - What did I do?
I understand.
- I'm sorry. I was wrong-- - She should learn some basics.
- Yes, hello. - Hello.
If you wait over there, we'll depart when everyone gets here.
Hello. If you wait over there, we'll depart as soon as everyone is here.
Hello.
San Ma Ru, is that a common name in Korea?
- No. - No?
- Yes? - Yes?
No, but yes.
Exactly.
Excuse me.
A traveler hasn't come out yet, but he'll be here soon.
Please stay together so we can depart as soon as he's here.
He's not a criminal, is he?
I think he's stuck at immigration. There's no other explanation.
I got it, Boss. Just in case
please postpone our schedule by one hour.
And, if you deposit at least half of my bonus, I'd love you very much, Boss.
Why is she making us wait for an hour?
It hasn't been an hour yet.
- Excuse me, Big Sis Guide! - Don't call her that.
Big Sis Guide!
Yes?
What are you doing? How long are we supposed to wait?
Don't speak informally to anyone.
That's okay, ma'am.
- If you wait a little longer-- - We've been waiting for over an hour!
It hasn't been an hour yet.
I'm sorry. This happens from time to time.
- He'll be out in 10 minutes. - Exactly 10 minutes?
Of course. He'll be out in 10 or 20 minutes.
Is it 10 or 20 minutes?
- I'm sure it'll take around 15 minutes. - This is annoying.
- Hey. - What? What did I do wrong?
I'll look into it and let you know. I'm sorry.
Hold on.
Hello, is this Guide Yoon So So?
Yes, I'm Yoon So So.
I'm San Ma Ru. I'm here for the package.
Yes, hello.
Everyone is waiting for you. Why aren't you coming out?
- I got caught on my way out. - Pardon? Why?
I'm not sure. He brought me in after asking about my name.
There's no way. Did he really only ask you about your name?
Yes.
A man by the same name was arrested for sexual harassment
so we're checking if he's the same person.
He said a man named San Ma Ru was arrested for sexual harassment
in France.
I've never been in France, and I'm not a sexual offender.
He wanted to know if you're him, so he asked you if it's a common name.
But you avoided the question.
That's not true. I answered him well.
You said it could be common, or not.
Yes, that's true.
San Ma Ru isn't a common name, but it's common in our family.
My cousin is San Gi Seul Gi.
But that's really rare.
If you don't explain it well, they'll misunderstand.
They contacted Korea for their criminal records, so wait a little bit longer.
I'm not that kind of person.
How long will it take?
France is slow with these things, so it'll probably take over an hour.
An hour?
I understand.
I talked to him just now.
There was an issue, so he can't get out right now.
- What's the problem? - It's no big deal, so he'll be out soon.
Then why isn't he coming out? Will he be out in 10 to 20 minutes?
- It could take 30 to 40 minutes. - What are you saying, Big Sis?
Wait a minute, sir.
Everyone, you have bags on you, right?
As you've probably heard, France is a major travel destination
so pickpocketing is a common occurrence.
May I borrow your bag? Thank you.
If... you put this on your zipper
no one can open it, so please keep it on.
Be careful with your passports, wallets, phones, and cameras.
I'll pass these out now.
Yes.
Put in on.
Sir, you too.
Will we get to the Eiffel Tower at this rate?
Can we go to the Eiffel Tower today?
- Of course. - What about the cruise ship?
- We'll take it. - What about dinner?
We'll eat dinner. If you hurry, we can see everything.
It may be uncomfortable, but please stay together
so we can leave as soon as he arrives.
Geez, seriously.
Boss, it's me. Please postpone the dinner and cruise ship by two hours.
- I want water. - I don't have water.
- You can go buy some. - We're supposed to stay together.
Why does it matter if we're just buying water?
If I go to buy water, but he comes out, we'll hold everyone back.
I said I hate package vacations.
What else can we do? You can't speak English.
I can speak English, even if it's not that good.
Yeah, right.
- I'm thirsty. - Want me to buy some?
Sparking water or still water?
Just still water.
Ice cream too.
Chocolate or banana?
- Half of each. - Half of each?
I got it. Wait here.
Okay.
Drink this for now.
No, that's okay.
- I didn't put my lips on it. - I don't mean it that way.
Yes, thank you.
Drink this.
- Where are you going? - I'm going to buy water.
Okay, buy me a cola.
What is going on here?
That's enough, Honey.
Geez, seriously!
There seems to have been a mistake.
A confirmation from Korea says there's another person with the same name.
Yes, may I leave now?
Yes, but for formalities, we have to check your luggage.
Sure.
- That's my SUV. - An SUV?
SU...
- USB. - What is a USB?
It's a portable disk. Give it to me. I'll open...
Open.
USB.
- Are you finished? - These people are really weird.
They keep asking the same questions!
What did they ask you?
This person seems suspicious. His answers don't make sense.
San Ma Ru, why did you bring women's lingerie?
- To give to my girlfriend. - Did you come with your girlfriend?
No.
Then, does your girlfriend live in France?
- No. - Then where is your girlfriend?
She's not around anymore.
Then why did you bring women's lingerie?
I brought it to give to my girlfriend, but...
You said you don't have a girlfriend.
Does he have a fetish or desire to dress like a woman?
Did you bring them to wear yourself because of a fetish?
I'm not a pervert!
You can't scream in there.
I'm not a pervert.
San Ma Ru, if you don't answer them vaguely, they'll misunderstand.
Big Sis Guide!
Just tell them that you brought them so you could wear them.
France is tolerant of such taste. I'll hang up now.
Yes, sir. I talked to him just now, and it sounds like he'll be out soon.
- Forget it. Call your boss. - I'm really sorry.
- If you wait a little longer-- - Call your boss!
Did we come here to look at the airport?
Let's go, Honey. She said he'll be out soon.
You stay out of this!
Call your boss! What's your boss' number?
Honey!
This is why I didn't want to go on a vacation.
We run a business too
but this is no way to run a business, got it?
I'm sorry.
I can't deal with these people.
I'm going to wear them. I'll wear them.
I'll go around wearing them.
You're released.
What's this?
- Does she really live here? - If she doesn't, too bad.
I heard she's a tour guide in Paris, so you'll find her if you search for her.
But are you really going to look for her?
Get lost.
- Let's not see each other again. - We should.
We need to see each other so I can harass you forever.
Live nicely, you punk.
Hey, you son of a bitch! Get out!
Get out! Get out!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
- You must have had a hard time. - I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of person.
We have to hurry. We're really late.
You waited for a long time. He's here now.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Why were you stuck back there?
We're not the only ones who suffered. He suffered too.
We're very behind schedule, so let's get on the bus.
Wait, hold on.
We're very behind schedule, so let's get on the bus.
Wait, hold on.
- My girlfriend isn't here. - Where did she go?
She went to buy water. I'll text her.
Everyone is here. Where are you?
- I'll be there soon! - Where are you?
It seems like she went to the bathroom, but she'll be out soon.
Geez, seriously. You're all troublemakers.
Cut it out!
Cut it off!!
- Cut it off! - I'm so annoyed!
Cut it off and come out!
She must have constipation.
Constipation. Constipation.
I'm sorry.
No, it's my fault. I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey, Han So Ra!
Please get your bags so we can get going.
Were you taking a poop, Big Sis?
Mister, don't call me Big Sis.
You're the one who took a poop.
- I didn't! - What?
Let's hurry.
And be careful of your passports, wallets, and phones.
- I'm sorry. - Let's go to the bus!
Let's hurry.
It's this way.
Guides meet almost 1,000 people a year.
I can see what kind of people they are at a single glance.
The middle-aged man who gets mad if it doesn't go his way.
And the middle-aged woman who holds it in, but is scary when she gets mad.
And the young couple that's worse than an old couple.
It seems like his girlfriend forced him to come along.
And she must like shopping for designer items.
And they're having an affair, for sure.
That pervert.
I'm sorry.
[High-Class France Premium Package]
I'm sorry.
Hello.
I'll be in charge of your vacation for the next week.
I'm the very best guide of the tour, Yoon So So.
People normally clap for me at this point.
I'm happy that we have a family-like atmosphere.
A beautiful married couple is here
and a beautiful young couple is here too.
And...
you're here together, and you're here alone.
The schedule that you've selected
is a part of the High-Class France Premium Package.
We won't simply visit the attractions
but we'll stay there and experience the culture.
Have any of you been to France before?
Answer me, please. I can't deal with this.
You arrived at Charles de Gaulle Airport.
It was named after the most respected leader
President Charles de Gaulle of France.
France lived under the German colonial rule for four years during World War II.
As a temporary government...
When are we going to the Eiffel Tower?
He tracked down the people related to the Nazis.
Excuse me, when are we going to the Eiffel Tower?
We're behind schedule
so we'll go after dinner.
We're going after dinner.
If you look behind me, you can see the Arc de Triomphe.
Do you see it?
You've seen it in textbooks, right?
There are three arches in Paris.
The first arch is Arc de Triomphe du Carrousel near the Louvre.
The third arch is Grande Arche de la Défense.
And this is the second arch right here.
When Germany occupied Paris, Hitler went through that arch
- and he... - Aren't we getting off?
Aren't we going to get off?
Yes, we were supposed to get off to see the event and take pictures
but we're running too late, so we'll see it on the last day.
That's the famous Champs Elysées.
I wanted to go there so badly.
What the heck is this? This looks just like Myeongdong.
Champs Elysées is the shopping and designer district of France.
It used to be a hunting ground above the palace
and until the 90s, bourgeois were here
so it used to be a high-class attraction where casual wear was prohibited.
We were supposed to get off
so you could walk the streets, shop, take pictures, and browse designer shops.
- And taste the delicious macarons. - Macarons. Macarons. Give me 10 euros.
That was the plan, but we're too behind schedule
so we'll do that on the last day.
You know the song "Aux Champs Elysées," right?
We'll go to the restaurant while listening to this song.
Please turn on the music.
I didn't know it'd become such a melancholy song.
I went there with you, sang, and danced.
I didn't know we'd kiss afterward.
"Aux Champs Elysées."
I didn't know it'd become such a melancholy street.
Please hurry up.
We're behind schedule.
- Wow! - Wow!
I feel like I'm looking at a celebrity.
- Where? - I'm talking about that.
I'm so nervous seeing it person after only seeing it in books.
This is so nice.
Wow, if we grilled pork belly here, it'd be so delicious.
I'm not sure about that, mister.
Please get ready to take pictures. The light show will begin shortly.
- Wow. - Wow!
It'd be so nice to die in a place like this.
If you go down these stairs, you'll get to the bottom of the Eiffel Tower.
Please go down to take pictures, and come back here in 30 minutes.
If anyone asks you to buy souvenirs, don't respond to them, okay?
Let's meet in 30 minutes. Please don't be late.
Yes!
- Honey! - Yeah?
Take a picture of me.
Sure, come here. I'll take a good one. Stand over there.
No, not like that. Just take it from my waist up.
What are you saying? Your whole body should be included.
Hey, I said to take it from my waist up.
Then what's the use of taking the picture? Don't move.
- One, two... - I just need my upper body...
I got it. One, two...
Wow. Wow, that's nice.
Here, take a look.
- New bride! - Me?
- Oh, is it "Miss"? - What is it?
Take a picture of me
- from the waist up. - The waist up?
Yes, I'll only take it from the waist up.
- Just up here? - Yes.
Drop your arms, please. Breathe in deeply.
Please stay at ease.
But the Eiffel Tower won't fit in the picture.
That's okay.
What's okay? It should all fit in the picture.
Don't take it. Go.
Why are you getting annoyed at them?
Gosh, I'm sorry.
If you stand together, I'll take a picture.
Forget it. Leave.
Gosh, I'm sorry.
Gosh, seriously. Why is he mad?
Why did you offer to take their picture?
We made them wait for 20 minutes.
That was because you kept texting me and distracted me.
- I told you to cut it off. - I didn't even start.
- Forget it. Let's stop. - Stop what?
- I don't want to fight about poop here. - Forget it. Let's stop.
Hey.
Wow, that's great!
I can fit everything into the frame! Hold on! Hold on!
Another pose!
Did you know they're having an affair?
- How would you know that? - I have my ways.
He left his wife at home and came with a young girl.
- I'm jealous. - What?
That means he has a lot of money.
Then he would have travelled freely without a package.
English. He can't speak English.
He disgusts me.
Okay! Good! Wait!
Spread your arms out.
The economy's suffering but everyone's going on vacations.
The tickets are sold out.
- Should we go to Jeju-do instead? - No.
- Ulleung-do? - No.
- Dok-do. - I said, no.
Then what do we do? There are no tickets.
I found it.
"A Vacation Filled With Thought. High-Class France Premium Package."
This looks so cool.
- You wanted to go to Italy. - France is beautiful.
This is the place.
People come here when they want to cry for no reason.
They realize it after balling their eyes out.
That no tear trickles down for no reason.
What is the meaning behind his tears?
That perverted bastard.
- Kim Kyung Jae? - Yes.
- Jung Hyun Seok. - Yes.
- San Ma Ru. - Yes.
You received your keys, right?
The hotel's breakfast starts at 6:30 a.m. in the restaurant over there.
Please gather here at 8 a.m. after breakfast.
We'll be moving to another hotel, so don't forget your luggage.
And remember your passports.
Please sleep tight so we can depart at 8 a.m. tomorrow.
Thank you for your cooperation today.
- Thank you. - Have a good night.
I'm sorry about today.
That's okay. It happens.
I'm sorry.
- Thank you. - Yes.
I'm sorry.
Wow!
It's France!
Wow, it's so beautiful.
Good thing we came here, don't you think?
Don't you think?
You should drink some wine if you're in France. Don't stick with beer.
That's okay. I don't know much about wine.
What do you like?
- I like beer. - Me too.
We'll have two beers.
- Are you taking a poop? - No, I'm going to wash up.
I see. Hurry up. The view is amazing. We should drink.
Okay.
Let's drink some beer.
I couldn't answer my phone because I was working.
Buy what?
Are you crazy?
Is there an issue between you and Evian?
I like it. I just want to make it better.
Will it be better if you use it? It's perverted.
It's not perverted. It's should be a fantasy between men and women.
We need challenges and adventures.
I got it. I'm near the hotel, so I'll buy it now.
What size?
The biggest one.
Evian must be here. I'll call you later.
He can't sleep in my bed!
Gosh, seriously.
Who are you?
Geez, seriously.
Do you know this woman? You know her, don't you?
I came here knowing her address.
You're playing dumb, huh?
Her name is Yoon So So. I know she lives here!
Geez, this is frustrating.
Hey, Yoon So So!
If I catch you, you're dead!
Hey, look at you. There's even a razor!
Boss, it's me.
We completed our schedule without any incidents.
Yes. But can't you raise my bonus by a little bit more?
I have to pay my test fee. You know my situation.
I don't have any money!
I didn't yell at you, Boss.
I said I didn't yell at you!
If I catch you, you're dead!
Get out here!
Hey, is she going to school?
Is she still a student?
I'm going to report you to the police, you son of a bitch!
Hey!
Please don't hurt me!
Where did you learn such bad words?
- We're really going, okay? - Yeah, of course.
I had to give up my year-end vacation and I can't use my summer vacation.
It's normal to work while having a good time.
But if you use all of your regular holidays at once, they'll hate you.
They're my vacation days. Don't worry about what they'll think.
Working people have the right to enjoy their lives.
Wow, I can't believe the stuff they have in here.
I'm going crazy.
I'm...
I'm not that kind of person.
A friend asked me to buy these.
Do you expect me to believe that?
My friend... also asked me for these.
But I guess you won't believe me either.
Hey.
It's a big size.
My friend said she likes it... bigger.
My friend said he likes it... smaller.
Subtitles by DramaFever
This is the bridge where "Les Amants du Pont-Neuf" was filmed.
Pont-Neuf is considered to complete the romantic picture in Paris.
You need to get off. We're here.
Isn't that solo traveler weird?
Why did he take a package vacation alone? Is he a pervert?
- Aren't you going to buy them? - I'm not that kind of person.
[They meet an enemy on Pont-Neuf!]
An unfamiliar place, and an unfamiliar woman.
- Would you like to go? - Right now?
- Yes. - Just the two of us?
- Yes. - An unfamiliar proposal.
A departure given to me on this vacation.
- You can give me 30 euros. - Pardon?
There's an additional fee for night tours.
It's 39,000 won in Korean currency.
[Will we... be able to travel together?]
This woman works here, doesn't she?
If I catch you, you're dead!
Listen, So So. A guy came here to catch you.
You're Korean, right? Do you know her? She's a tour guide.
Boss, you know my situation, right? I can't get caught right now.
What did I do wrong?
Wait! Wait!
[The start of a romance.]
This must be your fate. At the bottom of an angel's feet--
- An angel's feet-- - An angel's feet--
You'll meet your eternal love.
I don't know where that is. How can I meet him?
This person will open the path to the angel's feet.
It's up there. Saint Michael the Archangel.
If we go up there, we'll be at an angel's feet.
I don't believe in destiny though.
You'll meet a cool guy, even if you don't.
Because you're a cool woman.
[Welcome to "The Package."]
Let's be like French lovers...
You scared me.
This one. This one. This one!
Haven't you heard that there's no end to shopping?
[Whether you were dragged here...]
- You scared me! - You startled me.
Why are you standing there without a word? I thought you were a ghost!
[you forced yourself to come here...]
- Buy whatever you want. - I love you.
- Are you single? - He's a player.
- Didn't Na Hyun come here? - Weren't you together?
She disappeared.
Na Hyun! Na Hyun!
[or you came here for no reason...]
Stop! You forgot me!
How did I live without knowing how fun this is?
[you're on a crazy 8 night, 10 day tour.]